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" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up." The cop studied the guy for a moment, and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his dick. " Old Couple An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy! A: He got tired Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? Q: What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection? A: They both only change their pads after every third period! A: Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done...

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